❝ Der ter derrrrrr! Hey Aislinn! Aislinn! Der ter der! Say dat, der ter der! ❞
- Miss Emmy Anne
Emmy: *Farts then scratches her friggin butt and sniffs it* What does it smell like?
Me: It probably smells like your butthole
Emmy: *Points to her mouth* This.... Is a pie hole.
My lil girl singing Don’t You by Simple Minds brings tears to my eyes. Gotta teach her some Belinda Carlisle!
❝ MEERA DUSTY?! I NEVER HAD MY MEERA DUSTY!! ❞
- Em
❝ I’M GONNA FIGHT! WANNA FIGHT SWEETIE? na na ana ana na na na nana na na! I’m all done! EH EH EH HEYY, don’t you, forget about meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. Who are you? I’m Jimmy the fighter. Then I’ll fight you. Why is this girl FIGHTING ME!? MOM!?!? MY SISTERS FIGHTING ME! MOM? My sisters fighting my big cousin! Mom! Smack her butt! Smack it!! I’m sorry. ❞
- Emily talking to a Hulk Hogan finger puppet and a Barbie doll.
Chillen wit ma kids waitin for dinner to come outta the oven. Loves it.
She’s the cutest thing in the entire world I love her so much
Me: Mom do you have any tape?
Boo: Do you have a frog that flies with its hands?